Where the fuck is garv!?

[garv]

hey guys, I'm about to embark on my travels to britain, I have been packing and cleaning all weekend, oh the joys. well there were a few farewell drinks i had to attend of course! but most of it was getting ready to leave, travel insurance, ticket collection etc. I head out in about 20 hours and am still very fucken unorganised.

thanks to all the mods, posters and kalgor for looking after things while I'm away. I'll be checking in as often as possible, but the fact I'm staying at my GF's parents makes it very hard. LOL. no pun intended.

hope you all have fun and enjoy all the porn everyone's posting!


garv

[raphael]

Have fun, and be safe! :)

[Blackhawk_996]

lmmfao @ this title

I promise I'll try not to blow the board up while your away lol...

[Mort]

when garv comes back it will say

dumpster sluts board overdosed on mods. it was five months old. in loving memory.

[ButtMan]

Farewell garv...Drop in time to time, let us know how the trip is :0)

[Blackhawk_996]

when garv comes back it will say

dumpster sluts board overdosed on mods. it was five months old. in loving memory.


awww come on i'm not that bad lol

[CmAn]

See ya when you get back, Garv!
Have a nice trip.

[ButtMan]

awww come on i'm not that bad lol

LOL I guess your avi pretty much sums it up :-)

[Blackhawk_996]

lmmfao

[Mort]

oh i know your not bad. but i know once most of us know what all features this thing can have we will be bugging the crap out of you to install them.

[Blackhawk_996]

lol

[Mort]

you laugh now. but you'll be "back the fuck off me" i'm looking for the mod that makes any non nude model's pictures appear nude. bastards.

you know it to be true.

[Blackhawk_996]

who... me? I'm actually looking for the mod that makes nn models appear at my door bearing pizza and beer?

[Mort]

haha. well what about the mod that allows changes to and from san serriff and seriff fonts?

will you help that dork out?

[Blackhawk_996]

?huh? okay you lost me?

[Snook]

I'm lost too.... Mort, whatever you're on, pass it around... :wink:

[garv]

I'm not lost, not yet... i think, yep that's my hand touching me there. errrmm. almost time to leave Oz heading in about 3 hours now. then it's the 24 hour plane ride with a killer hangover. YAY! damn rummy!

have a great time and think of me whilst I stare at flight stewards asses and try and join the mile high club.
garv

[Blackhawk_996]

w00t best of luck with that one m8 lol

[Mort]

im saying there are dorks out there who probably don't like the basic font of the texts. i've seen them complain about it on other boards. they asked the adminstator to and i qoute "get a modification that allows a san serriff font, instead of a serriff font".


but apparently i just look like the dumbass.

[Spike Spiegel]

but apparently i just look like the dumbass.

don't worry mort, you do that anyway. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sry. i couldn't resist.

[Mort]

why you little....


i do believe that is the first time i've ever quoted homer simpson.

[spone]

thanks to all the mods, posters and kalgor for looking after things while I'm away. I'll be checking in as often as possible, but the fact I'm staying at my GF's parents makes it very hard. LOL. no pun intended.
garv

Safe sex, and check the condoms for the damn pin pricks....ive found a few of those.

[garv]

lol spone.

in VERY FUCKEN COLD Edinburgh. it's meant to be summer. but Sydney's winter is warmer!!!

not sure how I'm going to go on updateS with things but kalgor seems to be doing a great job.

garv

[Steve]

cold in england? here we have about 36°C!!!!

[garv]

scotland mate, you're a lot further south than us. I was down that way for about 7 hours in Frankfurt airport.

[Steve]

yeah that is right and liked the frankfurt airport?

[garv]

nah not one of the better ones in the world. :( better than heathrow and thanfully didn't have to go through there.

[Issac Hunt]

Have ye had any haggis yet?

oh and try the deep fried mars bars!!!

[garv]

we've got deep fried mars bars in oz ;) never again. now the Scotts and deep fried pizza FUCK ME! yeah haggis aint bad at all.

[thescud]

What's wrong with deep-fried pizza? It may be heart disease in a box, but it's pretty nice

[Steve]

yeah ate one today, hmmm tasty

[cph]

byeb bye garv have fun

[Snook]

Hey, it beats Deep fried Camembert.... Had this once in North England... and it sucks :lol:

[Kalgor]

Garv will be in heaven once someone works out how to deepfry rum :P

[Spike Spiegel]

how about deepfry in rum?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snook]

Deepfrying Rum can be a challenge unless you really want the Alcohol to Evaporate....

[Issac Hunt]

Actually youd be surprized what you can deep fry. Ice cream for example, hot on the outside, ice cold in the centre

[Mort]

Actually youd be surprized what you can deep fry. Ice cream for example, hot on the outside, ice cold in the centre

i've actually heard of this. but i've never seen it.

[Snook]

The best culinary (Weird) stuff are cooked at El Bulli the Restaurant of Chemist/Chef Ferran Adria ... http://press.elbulli.com/scripts/fitxa.php?id_article=1968

[Issac Hunt]

the best sandwich Issac Hunt ever had was: crunchy peanut butter and ham (sober)
Cheese flavoured doritos inbetween two unbutterd slices of bread (drunk) lol

[Snook]

Yuk... you sure you ate that Sober? :?

[Mort]

i wonder when garv will check in and let us know whats up.

[sterlingmemory]

Stay safe Garv, remember, if it wiggles don't eat it. We'll see ya when you get back.
Now what the heck's this "deep fried Mars bar"? That actually sounds pretty good. Not something to eat all of the time, but something to be different. And Issac, I see how your peanut butter/ham sandwich could be good. It's like putting peanut butter on top of a hamburger while cooking it, and letting the taste soak in. A burger with a pb topping is the best. If you haven't had it, try it. Drunk or sober.

[Issac Hunt]

Interesting, Issac Hunt shall try this "Peanut butter burger" when the oppertunity presents itself

[garv]

hahaha guys can only get to the net about once or twice a week at present :( but hopefully more later.

deep fried Rum YUM!!!

yeah eaten deep fried ice cream it's quite nice.

[Someguy]

haha..... your living the life Garv. Dare i say i'm strucked with Envy? anywho... live it out man and enjoy your stay there. Have fun and cant wait to hear from ya again. Anywho.. those pb burgers strike some interest in my brain... i happen to have burger patties and pb.... yet i have no bread... but will it stop me? i think not... muhahaha

[garv]

last night I got to go and see David Strassman http://www.puppetronics.com/ he was hillarious. got a lot of shows lined up to see over the next week for the edinburgh festival been having a blast.

garv

[Issac Hunt]

glad your enjoying yourself. also I had a peanut butter burger today. I cooked with pb and one without. The one without i put Pb on afterwards. It was the nicer of the two

[dankybudsmoker]

wow, the fried mars bars sounds ok, but a pb hamburger??????? I love me a good 'ole burger, but pb on it would make me sick, even with the munchies

[CmAn]

I'm about to throw up readin this "PB Burger" Shit.

[dankybudsmoker]

The weirdest food combination I eat is mustard on potatoe chips, my friends think it's nasty, but honestly, to me anyway, nothing better

[sterlingmemory]

I know it sounds wrong about the "pb burger", but it's actually quite tasty. I remember the first time I tried it at a bar and grill, the curiousity got to me to try it. Turns out that I loved it. Aquired taste I guess. Some people eat raw fish, I eat my hamburgers with peanut butter on them.

[garv]

the trip to arran went wonderfuly except some FUCKER left the beer at home so i've been sinking into it now! YAY! I'm very fucken drunk and still haven't tried a deep fried mars bar.

[Steve]

looooooool the marsbar ;)

[asssmellr]

You should try deep fried Snickers bars...VERY good...even better with an MGD

[Steve]

lol again the mars debate.... :cool:

[CmAn]

Try a Frozen Snickers!! :smile:

[garv]

heading home guys, back at work on monday, there will be no webcams, amateurs or kissing this week as I'll be in an airport or plane somewhere between the UK and Australia. have a great few days as I travel the 30+ hours home :(

garv

[graham]

talk to you when you get back and have a safe trip ;-)

[Spike Spiegel]

good luck and godspeed.